Crazy

My mother taught me to MEET A CHALENGE. . . . '' What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you. . .Don't talk back to me! ''

My mother taught me Humor. . . '' When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. ''

The Burglar A burglar breaks into a house one night, While shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he hears a vioce saying '' jesus is watching you'' He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables. He again heard, '' jesus is watching you'' This time he shinned his light all around the room, and it rested on a parrot, He asked, ''Did you say that? ''

The parrot said, ''I'm just trying to warn you, that's all '' The burglar ased, '' Warn me huh? who are you? What's your name? '' '' moses '' '' Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot '' Moses'' ? The bird answered, '' I don't know ; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler '' Jesus ''. . .